| Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called clown chakra. |
| If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their brother; then obviously their clown chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face. |
| The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, “I Lack Love”, or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are “out of ease” or “dis-eased”. |
| When the clown chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart balloons contain God’s Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the “dis-eased” cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. |
| Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends – they experience being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well known “end orphan” (endorphin) effect. So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with God’s Love and Joy. Remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh . |
| seriousness causes reincarnation |
| SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE by Saskia Davis Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to inner peace and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world. |
| 1. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experience. |
| 2. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment. |
| 3. A loss of interest in judging other people. |
| 4. A loss of interest in judging self. |
| 5. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others. |
| 6. A loss of interest in conflict. |
| 7. A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.) |
| 8. Frequent attacks of smiling. |
| 9. An increased tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen. |
| 10. An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others and the uncontrollable urge to extend it. |
| WARNING: If you have some or all of the above symptoms, please be advised that your condition of inner peace may be so far advanced as to not be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk. |
Have you ever noticed That nature reserves The times of sunrise and sunset For contemplation? On these occasions The winds are stilled - The lake’s surface Is quieted to a glassy smoothness - Even the leaves relax Into heightened sensitivity As the glory of dawn unfolds. And have you observed That the stillness of the water Magnifies the beauty of sunset - Making of that half Above the horizon A completed whole? There is a reflective surface In the depths of your being Which is more cunningly contrived Than the simple liquid place of the lake. And if you learn To still the winds of action In your mind, This mirror will reflect Such beauty and peace and understanding As the lake never sees And words cannot tell. Bradford Shank |
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